Wednesday, October 1

The White Voter Problem

As you may guess, this election will be decided by voters. And, though I'm loathe to use a color brush to paint the picture, many will be white, myself included. Fortunately, others have felt our pain and have produced some sixty-five euphemisms so that we will not feel second-rate and can feel comfortable within our whiteness.

Examples are:

4. Hard-working Americans
10. Regular Americans
38. White Collar Voters
56. Bubba Voters

And, drumroll please...

66. My friends

Go here to enjoy more of them.

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